Faculty Pictures A-Z: Prof. Richard Slottee

Okay. So where, why, and how did the photographer for this picture decide this was Prof. Slottee's best pose? It looks like someone punched him in the face and took his wallet. He's taking a quick rest and airing out his teal socks when a photog pops up and says, "Hey Richard! Looks good. That's going straight to the website!"

A good Christmas present for the professor: a new portrait and a better briefcase (that one looks insanely heavy!)