Get Funky!

Okay, Professor Funk. We've got a little problem. Everyone on campus knows you lean to the left - in fact we count on it (lunchtime NSA debates, anyone?). But we don't see how you can take jabs at Bush in Admin Law when you show up in conservative suits every single day. Today, for example, is particularly drab: Jacket, pants, shirt and tie are all variations on a shade I'd like to call puce but for niceness's sake will just label green/grey/brown/ugh. This mishmashed neutral palate does nothing for your liberal reputation or skin tone.

Remember, Prof. Funk, you USED to be a government man, but now you're a candidate for the deanship of Lewis and Clark law school - it's time to dress accordingly!