The Stain-Cursed Skirt

A semi-related topic...
I have a skirt, which I am wearing right now, which is stain-cursed. Every time I wear it it gets stained. The only benefit of the skirt is that the stains have been easy to remove, and it is fairly cute.

The list is:
Chocolate
Coffee (twice, today is second time)
Raspberry

It could be just me, however. I had a public meeting a couple of weeks ago, and was trying to be very careful not to get anything on myself. I somehow managed to get lotion (Burt's Bees, which is a nice petroleum based lotion) spread all over my shirt. Nice.

Updates as they arise.